Murder On The First Floor..... (DAY 1)
The stench of death lingers around the gloomy area of the master bedroom on the first floor.........there lies the lifeless body of Ben* on the wooden parquet floor.The members of the Black Halo were first to arrive at the gruesome scene.All 3 members surveyed the surrounding area looking for possible murder weapons, clues and interviewed all who were there.......
*might be him....might be not
At the crime of the scene:-
Shawn:Hey, how's Ben?
Chin Hou:Dead.....time of death..around 4pm....cause of death uncertain......no traces of blood whatsoever......That's strange, I have to get the body back to the lab for further analysis......its the most perfect murder i've ever seen.....
JT:Right, I've searched the place for possible murder weapons, here's what I got:-
Murder weapon No.1
Murder weapon No.2
Murder weapon No.3
Murder weapon No.4
Shawn:Hmmm.....alright we'll bring back those for analysis too...I've interviewed everyone from monkeyclass.......nuthin'......but i've got the list of possible suspects.....perhaps we'll get some more leads after the analysis.
Chin Hou:Wait!......something's not right.....there something missing.............
JT and Shawn:*thinks for awhile*........Choki-Choki!
Chin Hou:Yes! Ben is always seen together with his Choki-Choki....he never runs out of stock!
*silence*
JT:But seriously lo.....who would want to steal Ben's choki-choki?
Shawn:Thats why we're here to find out.....
DAY 2
Shawn:Ok, i've rounded up our lists of suspects.....we have 3 main suspects....any luck with the evidence,JT?
JT:Not really....we found traces of hair....belonged to a woman's.....
Shawn:What!?.....but all the main suspects are male!!
Chin Hou:....read em' out,...
Shawn:Kenneth, William and Samantha...
JT:Ah bother......just get on with it....
Suspect 1 -Kenneth
Shawn:Have you seen this guy? *hands over a picture of ben*
Kenneth:Yeah...we hanged out last night
Black Halo:!!!
Chin Hou:He died at around 4pm.......
Kenneth:Huh....cannot be....I saw him last night
Shawn:Do you have any relationship with Ben?
Kenneth:Huh?....no
Shawn:Aha!...then how do you explain this!
Kenneth:*silence*................................Cha tou
Suspect 2-William
Chin Hou: We've noticed that you and Ben are always mm-song.....
William:Proof?
Chin Hou: *takes out his handphone and unflicks it*
-recorded evidence
Ben: Sei, chibi!
William: Sei, kuli!
Ben: Meyeh.....oi ta gau ah?
William: Chui fu ar!
William: ......................
Suspect 3-Samantha
Shawn:You know why you're here?
Samantha:*excessive drooling*................
JT:All of our evidence is not supporting you....you're in a bad position....cause you're the prime suspect!
Samantha:Cannot be...I just came back from Thailand........
Chin Hou: Admit it! You did it!
Samantha:NO!!!.........
??? :SHE DIDN'T DO IT.......I DID!!!
*everyone turns around and sees a dark figure emerging from the corner of the room.......and gasps!.......*
William: ITS.....ITS.............(scroll down...slowly, ya...)
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BEMANTHA!!!
Bemantha:MUAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHahaha...!!!
Everyone:*starts jumping on Bemantha*
In the end Bemantha was apprehended and Ben got revived by FFpotions and everyone lived happily ever after....CASE CLOSED!
END
*all characters and stories are fictional....ben-ken pic and bemantha pic courtesy of Samantha and I apologise if I have hurt anyone's feeling with this content or to have use your name without permission.
5 comments:
HAHAHHAHAHAH! That was hilarious!
That was completely NUTS!
NUTS I TELL YOU! NUTS!!! This is funnier than Hammy the crazy rabid squirrel! Oh man...this is cool.
... CHA DOU!!!!!!!!
i'm gonna kill JT.. look out...
*is typing this cooment on the floor as had fallen off in hysterical laughter while reading post*
aiyyo, JT, u seriously crack me up lar..
HAHAHHAHAAA...so this is why u woke me up at 2am asking me if u can use my bemantha picture...
good post, jt!! u're almost as good as me..hahaha....
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