Wednesday, May 10, 2006

Sanctuary?-the first floor


Murder On The First Floor..... (DAY 1)


The stench of death lingers around the gloomy area of the master bedroom on the first floor.........there lies the lifeless body of Ben* on the wooden parquet floor.The members of the Black Halo were first to arrive at the gruesome scene.All 3 members surveyed the surrounding area looking for possible murder weapons, clues and interviewed all who were there.......

*might be him....might be not







At the crime of the scene:-

Shawn:Hey, how's Ben?
Chin Hou:Dead.....time of death..around 4pm....cause of death uncertain......no traces of blood whatsoever......That's strange, I have to get the body back to the lab for further analysis......its the most perfect murder i've ever seen.....
JT:Right, I've searched the place for possible murder weapons, here's what I got:-




















Murder weapon No.1





















Murder weapon No.2





















Murder weapon No.3





















Murder weapon No.4

Shawn:Hmmm.....alright we'll bring back those for analysis too...I've interviewed everyone from monkeyclass.......nuthin'......but i've got the list of possible suspects.....perhaps we'll get some more leads after the analysis.
Chin Hou:Wait!......something's not right.....there something missing.............
JT and Shawn:*thinks for awhile*........Choki-Choki!
Chin Hou:Yes! Ben is always seen together with his Choki-Choki....he never runs out of stock!
*silence*
JT:But seriously lo.....who would want to steal Ben's choki-choki?
Shawn:Thats why we're here to find out.....

DAY 2

Shawn:Ok, i've rounded up our lists of suspects.....we have 3 main suspects....any luck with the evidence,JT?
JT:Not really....we found traces of hair....belonged to a woman's.....
Shawn:What!?.....but all the main suspects are male!!
Chin Hou:....read em' out,...
Shawn:Kenneth, William and Samantha...
JT:Ah bother......just get on with it....

Suspect 1 -Kenneth

Shawn:Have you seen this guy? *hands over a picture of ben*
Kenneth:Yeah...we hanged out last night
Black Halo:!!!
Chin Hou:He died at around 4pm.......
Kenneth:Huh....cannot be....I saw him last night
Shawn:Do you have any relationship with Ben?
Kenneth:Huh?....no
Shawn:Aha!...then how do you explain this!








Kenneth:*silence*................................Cha tou

Suspect 2-William

Chin Hou: We've noticed that you and Ben are always mm-song.....
William:Proof?
Chin Hou: *takes out his handphone and unflicks it*
-recorded evidence
Ben: Sei, chibi!
William: Sei, kuli!
Ben: Meyeh.....oi ta gau ah?
William: Chui fu ar!

William:
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Suspect 3-Samantha

Shawn:You know why you're here?
Samantha:*excessive drooling*................
JT:All of our evidence is not supporting you....you're in a bad position....cause you're the prime suspect!
Samantha:Cannot be...I just came back from Thailand........
Chin Hou: Admit it! You did it!
Samantha:NO!!!.........
??? :SHE DIDN'T DO IT.......I DID!!!

*everyone turns around and sees a dark figure emerging from the corner of the room.......and gasps!.......*

William: ITS.....ITS.............(scroll down...slowly, ya...)

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BEMANTHA!!!

Bemantha:MUAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHahaha...!!!
Everyone:*starts jumping on Bemantha*

In the end Bemantha was apprehended and Ben got revived by FFpotions and everyone lived happily ever after....CASE CLOSED!

END

*all characters and stories are fictional....ben-ken pic and bemantha pic courtesy of Samantha and I apologise if I have hurt anyone's feeling with this content or to have use your name without permission.

6 comments:

Kye said...

HAHAHHAHAHAH! That was hilarious!

mabbito said...

AHAHAHAHHAHAHAAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA....

jt, u gonna pay for making me cry...

Jims | Status said...

That was completely NUTS!

NUTS I TELL YOU! NUTS!!! This is funnier than Hammy the crazy rabid squirrel! Oh man...this is cool.

CD055-1 said...

... CHA DOU!!!!!!!!
i'm gonna kill JT.. look out...

ButterFairy said...

*is typing this cooment on the floor as had fallen off in hysterical laughter while reading post*

aiyyo, JT, u seriously crack me up lar..

Sammie~~!! said...

HAHAHHAHAAA...so this is why u woke me up at 2am asking me if u can use my bemantha picture...
good post, jt!! u're almost as good as me..hahaha....

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