Saturday, May 20, 2006

Episode 3

Before i start....I would like to announce that Shawn has just taught me how to slash things.....like this .......slash ,isn't that great!? I shall now try to fully utilise it in my future posts....haha

So....on to Epeesod Episode 3........


The Call (Day 1)

In a metropolis that we are unaware of, that lies in our very beds....little bed lice and other organisms are now running away from one of the most dangerous natural disasters of all time.....DROOL. Pandemonium stepped in, the organisms were now desperately trying hard to survive the never-ending flow of saliva....

*Organisms screams and shouts*
Bed Lice 1#:ARGH!!! LOOK OUT!!! *points at the waterfall salivafall of saliva*
Bed Lice 2#: Wha-!? .....ARGH!!!!!.....
*blup, blup, blup*
*Both of them gets swept away by saliva*

It wasn't until they heard a strange sound,...an alarm of somekind....and that was when they knew they were saved!

Chin Hou's handphone: Do-mi-so!....Do-mi-so! *rings*
*Chin Hou wakes up, wipes drool off and picks the handphone up*
Chin Hou:.....Hello?
Juliana:CHIN HOU!!! SAM GOH HAS DISSAPEARED INTO THIN AIR!!!WE NEED YOUR HEL-
Chin Hou:............. *hangs up and goes back to sleep*
Juliana:*on the other end of the line* Hello?....Darling?......

Few hours later....the Black Halo went to meet up with Sifu and the F.U.N.T crew....

Juliana: CHIN HOU DARLING!!!!!
*Chin Hou looks at JT with that kind of look.....this look.....*























His eyes says:Oh dear.............

Juliana:Sam Goh dissapeared....he was kidnapped!!!*I am so sorry that its another kidnap episode..* the kidnapper left this note......*Juliana passes a note written with oil pastels to Chin Hou...*

The note reads:-


I HavE SaM goH iN

mY hANDs. I Did wAt

I DId BeCAuse He

ViOLAteS The ' coDE

Of cUteNeSS' And BEcaUse

hE ConDeMns aLL ThINGs CuTE

YouRs SincerELy,
XXXXXX


Shawn:Hmm....looks like whoever kidnapped Sam G loves everything cute.......where did you find this note?
Juliana:It just flew pass by and I just picked it up.......
Shawn:Hmmm...Its sure strange.....you're first on my suspect list..
Everyone:What!!?
*Juliana walks with her head drooping down towards Chin Hou and then places her head on his shoulders*
Juliana:Hou Hou.........
*and thats when Chin Hou turned red....*























Chin Hou:....................................
JT:...Dun look at me....I really cannot help you........
Shawn:....Once again a dead end.......we hav no more further clues
JT:I'll take the letter for analysis.......

Twisted (Day 2)

Suspect 1-Juliana

Shawn and JT
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Juliana: *resting on Chin Hou's shoulders* .....Hou Hou.......
JT:.......................
*sigh....we'll never be able to work like this...*
Shawn:......Err.....Well then, thank you for coming.....

Suspect 2-Ke Ai Group

*at the corridor*
JT:I never thought of them!...It might actually be them.......since they are so Pro-Ke Ai...
Shawn:Haha....I'm gonna blast them with so many questions, they'll won't be able to answer any of them.. *opens door* .....
Ke Ai Group:
KE AI KE AI KE AI KE AI KE AI KE AI KE AI KE AI KE AI KE AI KE AI KE AI KE AI KE AI KE AI KE AI KE AI KE AI KE AI KE AI KE AI KE AI KE AI KE AI KE AI KE AI KE AI KE AI KE AI KE AI KE AI KE AI KE AI KE AI KE AI KE AI KE AI KE AI KE AI KE AI KE AI KE AI KE AI KE AI KE AI KE AI KE AI KE AI KE AI KE AI KE AI KE AI KE AI KE AI KE AI KE AI KE AI KE AI KE AI KE AI KE AI KE AI KE AI KE AI KE AI KE AI KE AI KE AI KE AI KE AI KE AI KE AI KE AI KE AI KE AI KE AI KE AI KE AI KE AI KE AI KE AI KE AI KE AI KE AI KE AI KE AI KE AI KE AI KE AI!!!!
Shawn: *slams door shut* ....I can't do this........

Later...in the lab

JT:Shawn!!....I found something!...The letter.....its actually Sam G's handwriting....
Shawn:Any fingerprints?
JT:Yes....2 actually....one is Sam G's....the other one isn't human...
Shawn:What!.....What is it then?
JT:Non-human fingerprint, fingerprint lo....
Shawn:..............Anyway, there's something suspicious...I've got a feeling that Sifu is using the F.U.N.T crew to get closer to....
JT:Chin Hou?......I've got that feeling too..... *points at Juliana and Chin Hou, who walks pass through.......Juliana's head is still resting on Chin Hou's shoulders*
Shawn:....But still......where is Sam G?
JT: I have got an idea!...if the kidnap is true then we'll lure him out!
Shawn:But how?
JT:....we'll need bait...























JT:Tadaa!...the new kai ma.......yeng, and the total opposite of all things cute...the kidnapper's sure to get her.....
Shawn:Yes!...now....wait!....I think I lost something!
JT:What? Where?..*looks around*
Shawn:Nevermind.....I found it!.....wait....Where's May!?....She's DISSAPEARED!!
JT:Don't fret!....lucky enough, I've equipped her with a tracking device.......we'll just have to see where she goes.......Go, go, go, go, go, go........

A few hours later...

The Finale(Day 3)
*aiya....Day 3 already...*

JT:Go......go................go........................go..................................*beep!*....She's stopped!!............
Shawn:What!...Where!?
JT:...........Bemantha's Lair....
Shawn:We'll have to inform all of Shidio! Let's go!!!

At Bemantha's Lair....

All the Shidioers arrive at the dark fortress of Bemantha's Lair....nobody goes there as the area is forbidden and evil.....the potraits of Bemantha hung all over the place send chills down their spine....and then they all see light shining behind a door.....Ethan then pushed it open....

Everyone: *gasps*...Its Sam Goh!

Sam Goh was strapped up in the worst room ever.....the cutesy-wutsy TORTURE ROOM......It was pink and filled with the cutest stuff ever, and there were enough evil-looking contraptions with feathers to tickle you for the rest of your life. There was also a poster of tha Ke Ai group equipped with their ke ai voices to brainwash you.......everyone rushed to release poor Sam Goh....he was now.......THIN.......these were one of the horrors of being tortured in the cutesy-wutsy TORTURE ROOM....They were almost there when suddenly........*ZAP!*..

Everyone gasps.........where Chrystal once stood was now replaced with this........













Samantha:.....Chrystal turned into a lip-shaped pillow!!!
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Isn't that the cutest thing you've ever seen?

And then out of the shadows came..........
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Everyone:...BARNEY THE PEVERTED ASSHOLE!!!!!

And so there Barney stood with his deadly zapping gun that can turn you into the cutest of items..

Barney: Hi kids!....Isn't this fun?Some kind guy gave me this zapping gun and I have been zapping all day...

Everyone stared in horror......all the cute-sy wutsy stuff here were all victims....victims of the DEADLY cute zapping gun!!!

Shawn:Why are you doing this!?
Barney:Oh....I almost forgot...It is because of of your friends here were rude......and because of that, I am now known as Barney the Peverted Asshole...so I wanted to teach your friend a lesson...thats why I caught Sam Goh here, as bait....the real target was...*points deadly gun at Sifu*.......

Chin Hou:NOOOOOOO!!!!!

ZAPPPP!!!!!*blinding flash of light*

and there was silence.....everyone had their eyes close.....nobody dared to open their eyes....not wanting to know what happened.......but then, James took a peek and saw.....






















James
: Hey, people....its SAFE!....Barney turned into a plushie!!!......
Chin Hou:But how.......
JT:Simple......Barney tried to zap Sifu but fortunately the Ke Ai Group shielded her and got zapped.....but because they're already cute from head-to-toe and inside out, the zap couldn't have any effect on them .....and so it rebounded and hit hideous Barney.....turning him into a cute plushie....
Everyone:.......Ahhhhhhh......
Juliana:.....Hou Hou darling.....you tried to shield me just now is it?...






















Oh dear.....someone's red again.......

Anyway.....Sam Goh and May were saved, Sam Goh is back in form.....Chrystal regained her original state and so did the other victims and the Ke-Ai Group were the heroes of the day!!....Booyah!!..

END






















Isn't this the MOST CUTE-SY WUTSY post you've ever read?......

Is Shawn sniffing May's bag!?


(NOTE:All characters and storyline is fictional. For entertainment purposes only.I apologise if you were mm-songed by this content.....and I respect sifu.....)

13 comments:

Kye said...

I thought I smell a double-cheeseburger somewhere...

CD055-1 said...

chin hou is angry >.>
juliana is..... so not juliana :P

AND WHY IS BEMANTHA STILL THERE!??!

** dracolshian ** said...

*roars in laughter*

HAHAHAHAHA...chin hou...red...HAHAHAHAHA.... lip shaped cushionnnn....GAHAHAHAHAHA.... barney....

*fell off the chair*

*ROTFL*

This is craziest post ever!! :p

** dracolshian ** said...

ben,

you haven't seen julie in "hou hou" mode, have you??

chin hou's expression...is priceless.

*haha*

** dracolshian ** said...

i'm triple posting!

my suggestion for the series title:

1. C'est Shidio! (It's Shidio!) *note that in this case, Shidio is an adjective, not noun.

2. C'est La Vie (This is life)

3. La vie folle de Shidio (Shidio's crazy life)

Something not french? Erm...
4. Shidio: Bizarre and Phenomenal

Or perhaps, The Skeleton Hiding In Dark(ness) Is Out (SHIDIO)?

*haha* opinions?

mabbito said...

ahahah....as expected...its getting crazier and funnier as the episode goes along...

well...why is shawn sniffing my bag...OH NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO....

theres NO DOUBLE CHEESEBURGER inside shawn....

ButterFairy said...

I so haven't gone into Hou Hou mode ok?!;P

JT, your posts rock lar!!! u better write like one a day cos i've got this feeling we all need this kind of insane humour to get us through as the term progresses :)

Btw, Chin Hou looks kinda cute red..hehe

CD055-1 said...

i would like to see her Hou Hou mode :P
something you don't see everyday

ashe said...

my internet has been revived....so my comment will be coming soon...muahahah

Anonymous said...

bro ....... i miss you come back faster !!!!! =(

ashe said...

i assume that the commentor on top is JT's sis or shawn's bro...hmmm...

Anonymous said...

:):P JT's sis ....hehezzzzz......... come back faster ARGH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! :(

Anonymous said...

I love him too much .......... as a bro ..............

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