Saturday, May 27, 2006

Episode 4


Its a gloomy day for Shidio.....grave news awaits them....it was an unexpected event....something the Shidio's thought could never happen.Bemantha and John Chan has escaped......taking Barney with them.....

These were some of the Shidio's reactions:-




Case 1

Samantha:What!!--How could this happen!?.....It's impossible!! *waves hair*

Kenneth:Cha dou......

Ben:Tell me for what....I also don't care wan....
Ben was later seen hiding his choki-choki in somewhere safe.....

Case 2

May:Oh my god......

Ashlei:.....ceh wah...

Victor:......James.......*drools*(wait a minute.....Victor's not a Shidio!)
James left the area in a flash......followed by Kenneth...

Case 3

Sam Goh:NOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!

Chrystal:I dun wanna be a pillow!!

Juliana faces Chin Hou and rests on his shoulders..
Juliana:Hou Hou.......I'm scared tat Barney will come back for me....*puppy dog eyes*






















The streets were not safe anymore....previous victims were disturbed and paranoid.....something had to be done......the sooner the better.....who knows what kind of evil plans may take place....But of course the Shidio's had something else to worry about .....assignments were starting to pile up.....and soon 'The Great Escape' was forgotten......

Somewhere in TOA.....

Samantha:Ah....finish class already...now go where?
Shawn:How about.....Mc D's?
Samantha:Huh?....Again?....Cannot......I hav to watch what I eat....I know....let's go to KFC!!!
Ben: *sweat*
Shawn:.....Sthu-pid Sham........

So as the three Shidio's discuss where to eat.....someone passed through them.....someone dangerous......

Sam:*gasp* Marion.....hi....
Marion: It already f***ing late....why are you kids still doin here!?
Sam: ..we.....we......*tension, tension*

Then a shadow creeps behind Marion..

Marion:...What the fu--

*ZAP!!!!!!*....Marion turned into dust....*Eve rejoices*
Then out came Bemantha.......


Somewhere else at the same time, in Sam Goh's car........

At the backseat

Juliana:....Hou Hou.....
Chin Hou sweats profusely......

Chrystal:Sam......faster drive....I cannot tahan....my hair is standing up and my lips are swelling..
Sam Goh:.....I know, I know.....very fast already.......

Then....there was something purple standing in the middle of the road, Sam tried to swerve, but.....

Everyone in Sam Goh's Car: ARGH!!!!!
Juliana carresses hugs Chin Hou....tightly.......

Juliana: Hou Hou!!!!!! *ehcoes*


At the same time at the TOA carpark....

JT
:KAI MA!!!!.....my portfolio bag cannot fit in your car boot!!!
Ashlei:Ceh wah......why so many things wan........eh...May le?


Ashlei turns around and sees May......already apprehended by John Chan....and then another 2 Mays' appears.....

JT and Ashlei: HUH!? Another two Mays'!?

John Chan:......Get them......

....and everything ends in darkness......

-THE END......
MORAL OF THE STORY:This is what happens if you leave things last minute.......


haha.....ok, ok.......now back to the story....

At Bemantha's Lair...


Samantha:Why are you doing this.......let us go.....!!(strapped onto chair)
Bemantha:NOOO!!!....I've already planned this carefully with my *waves hair....Sam's style*....John Chan....this will be the MOST PERFECT PLAN EVER!! MUAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!
Samantha:Ben.....she sounds like you la....
Ben:......What!?....she flings her hair like you lo!!!
Shawn:......................
Bemantha:.....HAHAHAHAHA....while you're strapped here, my two other comdrades are now coming back here with your other friends......*door opens*..ah....Barney has arrived.......hey.....where are the victims?


Barney:...Well....they're right here...
Pulls out a box..........and pours out contents....


Exhibit A-Chrystal












Exhibit B-Sam Goh



















Exhibit C-Need I say more?


















Samantha: *gasp*

And to make things worse...the door opened again.....and out came....

JT: SUPLISE!!!!*smells and looks dirty*
Bemantha: What the--!!!....Where's my John Chan!?
May:Haha...He's back in jail.....*also dirty*
Ashlei:Wah....come in like this quite yeng or....*this one also dirty*

A Few Hours Ago.....

Ashlei, May and JT were tied up in May's Kancil.....with John Chan and the other 2 Mays'

May:....Ah.....very sempit....4 people in the backseat....Oi!....fai chan!!!....how many more hours till we reach Bemantha's Lair?..
John Chan
:....2 more hours...
May:....Oh my god.....
JT:Ha! Now you know how Geri, Shawn , Chrystal and I felt when we squeezed into ur car!
John Chan:Shut up!!.....since it will take awhile...let me introduce to you to May's clones....the one driving is Ro-Besty and the one beside you is Ro-Bridget....they were made with May's DNA which I stole during her kidnap....
JT:Wait.....are they almost like May?
John Chan:HAHAHA....Almost..99% except that they're EVIL.....

JT gets an idea....there are 2 options JT could choose, one was to tell a joke sooooooo funny until Ro-Besty laughs till she cries and eventually crashes the car.......but he decided to go for the other one....

JT: Aiya!! MAY, YOUR CAR GOT COCKROACH!!!!!
Ro-Besty, Ro-Bridget and May: COCKROACH!?

Now imagine May's car on the road going zig-zag and then crashing........into a LARGE monsoon drain.....

JT:Haha....that's how we busted John Chan!!!!
Bemantha:NOOOO!!! MY JOHN CHAN!!!!*everyone shudders throws up*.....Barney get them for me!!!

Barney takes out his ray gun..
Ashlei:Haha....we know your weakness....Group 1 come in!!!
Barney:NOOO!!!!! IT'S....IT'S.......THE KE-AI GROUP!!!!!
Ke-Ai: KE AI KE AI KE AI KE AI KE AI KE AI KE AI KE AI KE AI KE AI KE AI KE AI KE AI KE AI!!!!! *attacks Barney*
Barney:ARGH!!!!!

Ashlei quickly unstraps Samantha, Shawn and Ben....
May uses the ray gun to reverse the effect on Sam Goh, Chin Hou and Juliana...
JT digs his nose.........

Juliana to Barney:Huh...Let's see you get us now you PEVERTED ASSHOLE USELESS HUMP-A-SAURUS!!!
Barney:NOOO!!!....Not my REAL NAME!!!!!
James:....Wow....sifu.....how did you know all this?
Juliana:....its a secret....but I will only tell ......Hou Hou.....
Chin Hou gets RED-DER......

Bemantha:NOOOOOOO!!!! MY BEAUTIFUL PLAN!!!!.....

Now we are now at the climax of the story....but to tell you how we got rid of Bemantha, I first have to explain to you Shawn's theory of the origins of Bemantha.....

THE ORIGINS OF BEMANTHA(Shawn's Theory)



One night , all of us were playing Truth of Dare.....they turned the bottle and Samantha 'kena',her dare was to disturb Ben. So, she grabbed Ben's.....*cough, cough*....choki-choki and threw it down the toiletbowl. The choki-choki that Sam threw was Ben's last and only supply of choki-choki left which is supposed to last him for at least a night....so he jumped into the toiletbowl to get it......Fortunately, Samantha managed to grab Ben before he completely submerged, but unfortunately, she accidentally pressed the 'flush' button.

Both of them got flushed. Then came Amrail....with a big packet of Superings and a huge stomach problem....as he was doing his business, he accidentally dropped a Supering into the toiletbowl and BOOM!!! the toiletbowl exploded with such massive force that poo was everywhere on the walls....and WALLA!....Bemantha was created....and here's my demented theory......doesn't the tube of choki-choki and supering remind you of sumthin'?....you get what I mean.....if you don't....just highlight this


choki-choki=guy's tadpole...
supering=umm....the egg

Isn't that a coincidence!?

So if everythings's correct .....it means that Bemantha is EDIBLE!!!....






















Did you say FOOD?

Everyone: DIG IN!!!!

Viewer discretion is advised...may contain horrible and violent content....

Bemantha: ARGH!!!...NOOO....not my hair!!!.....my hands....my BOOBS!!!

A few minutes later.....

Kenneth
: *BURP!!*......excuse me......wah, so full, sit down on pillow first......*farts*....oh....excuse me again........hey, wait.....this pillow looks like.....













May: Oh my God!.....I forgot to zap Chrystal back!!!

THE END

Although Bemantha is gone....she will still be remembered as she is what we all created that night....

















*sigh*.....isn't she ugly .....b..be..beau---I can't do this....she's definitely a rotten sushi...


















May:See....I told you....

THE END.....really wan.....

(NOTE:.........lazy la......refer to my last works......)

5 comments:

ButterFairy said...

ugh.
caress.
UURRGGGHHHHH.

JT said...

yes...
caress
MUAHAHAHAHAHAHA.......

ashe said...

hahahahh...damn funny loh...

love it a lot...it had all the little details in it including the imaginary character...

AND i llllooovveeee julie in hou hou mode...really can imagine it..with her puppy dog eyes...hahaha

CD055-1 said...

another crazy idea made out of boredom...

but there were too many scenes in this episode... a little blur blur

Sammie~~!! said...

HAHAHAHAHA...the origin of bemantha had me laughing out of my chair...

oh man...this is so funny..!!

meaning, it was me,ben,choki-choki,amrail and a super ring that created bemantha!??!!

hahahahahaa...the weirdest things u guys come up with...

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