Model Monday

It was a normal Monday...we had our Life Drawing Lesson....and we had our first life-sketching session.We were supposed to sketch our hands...without looking at what we were drawing.It was disasterous....my fingers looked like pepper-corns....ben's looked like...like........anyway, when we were busy laughing at each others sketches....they came in.

MODELS...

LOTS OF THEM...

THEY WERE SWARMING ALL OVER THE CLASS...

THE WORST THING WAS, THEY LOOKED LIKE THIS...






















*sorry ben....I only had this picture*
...and they started posing....horrible poses...

Ben: ARGH!!! HELP ME!!

....and that's when, our heroine arrived...

















*swishes and stars appear all over*

...and Shenyin's model-like swish repelled all the other horrible models...

Horrible models:..................................................................

...and those were their last words before they melted away...then class resumed like normal...
then 2 models came in...naked men*sam:!*...in their underwear*sam:awwww...*...so they took turns posing...Ashlei had a really great time.....we had to mop up the puddle she left on the middle on the floor...but as we proceeded sketching Ashlei noticed a shadow peeping through the window

Ashlei:....HUH!?...There's someone at the window...she claims that it was this...






















But of course...I didn't believe it...because Chin Hou wouldn't do such a thing.....would he?

So it was up to the Pandaba Team to find out!
(Shawn busy with Julie.....and Chin Hou's a suspect...)

PANDABA TEAM consists of
-MAMA PANDA(Ashlei)
-KAI MA PANDA(May/Bridget)
-PANDA PANDA(JT)
-and AH KAM *Ben: AH KAM!!!*

















So the 3 pandas went to their very own Mystery Machine...Mr.Kancil, which they parked in front of the TOA main building...and drove all the way to...Ming Tien.They took a ladder and climbed up to the site which was a window outside Block F...and found no paw/claw/nailprints....but they did find the horrible models, who came back...

JT and Ashlei: AHHHHHH!!!They're are destroying the crime scene!!
Ah Kam:Woof!(translation:AH BEN!!)
May: Dun worry!....Ha!






















*poses*

And they started dissapearing...

Ashlei:We didn't find anything and they destroyed everything....how le?
*pigeons fly*
JT:!...I think I know who did it!
May and Ashlei:Me too!
Ah Kam:Woof!!(translation:woof!)

So the 3 pandas and their dog gathered all the other animals of shidio to reveal the naked truth.All kinds of animals gathered around the pandas, there was a polar bear,a swan,a cheetah, a horse, an ostrich and bla bla bla, all who were curious to know the very identity of the Peeping Tom...and it was time, to reveal...

PANDABA TEAM:It was....

...but they were distrupted by the horrible models...so all of the shidios gave their best shot...






















*the shidio pose*

...and this time they were gone for good...
...and so for the identity for the peeping tom...it will always be a mystery...
...unless u light it...haha

IT WAS THE PIGEONS...GOTCHA!!! did i dissapoint you?

Episode 4

Its a gloomy day for Shidio.....grave news awaits them....it was an unexpected event....something the Shidio's thought could never happen.Bemantha and John Chan has escaped......taking Barney with them.....

These were some of the Shidio's reactions:-




Case 1

Samantha:What!!--How could this happen!?.....It's impossible!! *waves hair*

Kenneth:Cha dou......

Ben:Tell me for what....I also don't care wan....
Ben was later seen hiding his choki-choki in somewhere safe.....

Case 2

May:Oh my god......

Ashlei:.....ceh wah...

Victor:......James.......*drools*(wait a minute.....Victor's not a Shidio!)
James left the area in a flash......followed by Kenneth...

Case 3

Sam Goh:NOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!

Chrystal:I dun wanna be a pillow!!

Juliana faces Chin Hou and rests on his shoulders..
Juliana:Hou Hou.......I'm scared tat Barney will come back for me....*puppy dog eyes*

The streets were not safe anymore....previous victims were disturbed and paranoid.....something had to be done......the sooner the better.....who knows what kind of evil plans may take place....But of course the Shidio's had something else to worry about .....assignments were starting to pile up.....and soon 'The Great Escape' was forgotten......

Somewhere in TOA.....

Samantha:Ah....finish class already...now go where?
Shawn:How about.....Mc D's?
Samantha:Huh?....Again?....Cannot......I hav to watch what I eat....I know....let's go to KFC!!!
Ben: *sweat*
Shawn:.....Sthu-pid Sham........

So as the three Shidio's discuss where to eat.....someone passed through them.....someone dangerous......

Sam:*gasp* Marion.....hi....
Marion: It already f***ing late....why are you kids still doin here!?
Sam: ..we.....we......*tension, tension*

Then a shadow creeps behind Marion..

Marion:...What the fu--

*ZAP!!!!!!*....Marion turned into dust....*Eve rejoices*
Then out came Bemantha.......


Somewhere else at the same time, in Sam Goh's car........

At the backseat

Juliana:....Hou Hou.....
Chin Hou sweats profusely......

Chrystal:Sam......faster drive....I cannot tahan....my hair is standing up and my lips are swelling..
Sam Goh:.....I know, I know.....very fast already.......

Then....there was something purple standing in the middle of the road, Sam tried to swerve, but.....

Everyone in Sam Goh's Car: ARGH!!!!!
Juliana carresses hugs Chin Hou....tightly.......

Juliana: Hou Hou!!!!!! *ehcoes*


At the same time at the TOA carpark....

JT:KAI MA!!!!.....my portfolio bag cannot fit in your car boot!!!
Ashlei:Ceh wah......why so many things wan........eh...May le?

Ashlei turns around and sees May......already apprehended by John Chan....and then another 2 Mays' appears.....

JT and Ashlei: HUH!? Another two Mays'!?

John Chan:......Get them......

....and everything ends in darkness......

-THE END......
MORAL OF THE STORY:This is what happens if you leave things last minute.......

haha.....ok, ok.......now back to the story....

At Bemantha's Lair...

Samantha:Why are you doing this.......let us go.....!!(strapped onto chair)
Bemantha:NOOO!!!....I've already planned this carefully with my *waves hair....Sam's style*....John Chan....this will be the MOST PERFECT PLAN EVER!! MUAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!
Samantha:Ben.....she sounds like you la....
Ben:......What!?....she flings her hair like you lo!!!
Shawn:......................
Bemantha:.....HAHAHAHAHA....while you're strapped here, my two other comdrades are now coming back here with your other friends......*door opens*..ah....Barney has arrived.......hey.....where are the victims?

Barney:...Well....they're right here...
Pulls out a box..........and pours out contents....


Exhibit A-Chrystal












Exhibit B-Sam Goh

Exhibit C-Need I say more?

Samantha: *gasp*

And to make things worse...the door opened again.....and out came....

JT: SUPLISE!!!!*smells and looks dirty*
Bemantha: What the--!!!....Where's my John Chan!?
May:Haha...He's back in jail.....*also dirty*
Ashlei:Wah....come in like this quite yeng or....*this one also dirty*

A Few Hours Ago.....

Ashlei, May and JT were tied up in May's Kancil.....with John Chan and the other 2 Mays'

May:....Ah.....very sempit....4 people in the backseat....Oi!....fai chan!!!....how many more hours till we reach Bemantha's Lair?..
John Chan:....2 more hours...
May:....Oh my god.....
JT:Ha! Now you know how Geri, Shawn , Chrystal and I felt when we squeezed into ur car!
John Chan:Shut up!!.....since it will take awhile...let me introduce to you to May's clones....the one driving is Ro-Besty and the one beside you is Ro-Bridget....they were made with May's DNA which I stole during her kidnap....
JT:Wait.....are they almost like May?
John Chan:HAHAHA....Almost..99% except that they're EVIL.....

JT gets an idea....there are 2 options JT could choose, one was to tell a joke sooooooo funny until Ro-Besty laughs till she cries and eventually crashes the car.......but he decided to go for the other one....

JT: Aiya!! MAY, YOUR CAR GOT COCKROACH!!!!!
Ro-Besty, Ro-Bridget and May: COCKROACH!?

Now imagine May's car on the road going zig-zag and then crashing........into a LARGE monsoon drain.....

JT:Haha....that's how we busted John Chan!!!!
Bemantha:NOOOO!!! MY JOHN CHAN!!!!*everyone shudders throws up*.....Barney get them for me!!!

Barney takes out his ray gun..
Ashlei:Haha....we know your weakness....Group 1 come in!!!
Barney:NOOO!!!!! IT'S....IT'S.......THE KE-AI GROUP!!!!!
Ke-Ai: KE AI KE AI KE AI KE AI KE AI KE AI KE AI KE AI KE AI KE AI KE AI KE AI KE AI KE AI!!!!! *attacks Barney*
Barney:ARGH!!!!!

Ashlei quickly unstraps Samantha, Shawn and Ben....
May uses the ray gun to reverse the effect on Sam Goh, Chin Hou and Juliana...
JT digs his nose.........

Juliana to Barney:Huh...Let's see you get us now you PEVERTED ASSHOLE USELESS HUMP-A-SAURUS!!!
Barney:NOOO!!!....Not my REAL NAME!!!!!
James:....Wow....sifu.....how did you know all this?
Juliana:....its a secret....but I will only tell ......Hou Hou.....
Chin Hou gets RED-DER......

Bemantha:NOOOOOOO!!!! MY BEAUTIFUL PLAN!!!!.....

Now we are now at the climax of the story....but to tell you how we got rid of Bemantha, I first have to explain to you Shawn's theory of the origins of Bemantha.....

THE ORIGINS OF BEMANTHA(Shawn's Theory)



One night , all of us were playing Truth of Dare.....they turned the bottle and Samantha 'kena',her dare was to disturb Ben. So, she grabbed Ben's.....*cough, cough*....choki-choki and threw it down the toiletbowl. The choki-choki that Sam threw was Ben's last and only supply of choki-choki left which is supposed to last him for at least a night....so he jumped into the toiletbowl to get it......Fortunately, Samantha managed to grab Ben before he completely submerged, but unfortunately, she accidentally pressed the 'flush' button.

Both of them got flushed. Then came Amrail....with a big packet of Superings and a huge stomach problem....as he was doing his business, he accidentally dropped a Supering into the toiletbowl and BOOM!!! the toiletbowl exploded with such massive force that poo was everywhere on the walls....and WALLA!....Bemantha was created....and here's my demented theory......doesn't the tube of choki-choki and supering remind you of sumthin'?....you get what I mean.....if you don't....just highlight this

choki-choki=guy's tadpole...
supering=umm....the egg

Isn't that a coincidence!?

So if everythings's correct .....it means that Bemantha is EDIBLE!!!....






















Did you say FOOD?

Everyone: DIG IN!!!!

Viewer discretion is advised...may contain horrible and violent content....

Bemantha: ARGH!!!...NOOO....not my hair!!!.....my hands....my BOOBS!!!

A few minutes later.....

Kenneth: *BURP!!*......excuse me......wah, so full, sit down on pillow first......*farts*....oh....excuse me again........hey, wait.....this pillow looks like.....













May: Oh my God!.....I forgot to zap Chrystal back!!!

THE END

Although Bemantha is gone....she will still be remembered as she is what we all created that night....

*sigh*.....isn't she ugly .....b..be..beau---I can't do this....she's definitely a rotten sushi...

May:See....I told you....

THE END.....really wan.....

(NOTE:.........lazy la......refer to my last works......)

Episode 3

Before i start....I would like to announce that Shawn has just taught me how to slash things.....like this .......slash ,isn't that great!? I shall now try to fully utilise it in my future posts....haha

So....on to Epeesod Episode 3........

The Call (Day 1)

In a metropolis that we are unaware of, that lies in our very beds....little bed lice and other organisms are now running away from one of the most dangerous natural disasters of all time.....DROOL. Pandemonium stepped in, the organisms were now desperately trying hard to survive the never-ending flow of saliva....

*Organisms screams and shouts*
Bed Lice 1#:ARGH!!! LOOK OUT!!! *points at the waterfall salivafall of saliva*
Bed Lice 2#: Wha-!? .....ARGH!!!!!..... *blup, blup, blup*
*Both of them gets swept away by saliva*

It wasn't until they heard a strange sound,...an alarm of somekind....and that was when they knew they were saved!

Chin Hou's handphone: Do-mi-so!....Do-mi-so! *rings*
*Chin Hou wakes up, wipes drool off and picks the handphone up*
Chin Hou:.....Hello?
Juliana:CHIN HOU!!! SAM GOH HAS DISSAPEARED INTO THIN AIR!!!WE NEED YOUR HEL-
Chin Hou:............. *hangs up and goes back to sleep*
Juliana:*on the other end of the line* Hello?....Darling?......

Few hours later....the Black Halo went to meet up with Sifu and the F.U.N.T crew....

Juliana: CHIN HOU DARLING!!!!!
*Chin Hou looks at JT with that kind of look.....this look.....*

His eyes says:Oh dear.............

Juliana:Sam Goh dissapeared....he was kidnapped!!!*I am so sorry that its another kidnap episode..* the kidnapper left this note......*Juliana passes a note written with oil pastels to Chin Hou...*

The note reads:-


I HavE SaM goH iN

mY hANDs. I Did wAt

I DId BeCAuse He

ViOLAteS The ' coDE

Of cUteNeSS' And BEcaUse

hE ConDeMns aLL ThINGs CuTE

YouRs SincerELy,
XXXXXX

Shawn:Hmm....looks like whoever kidnapped Sam G loves everything cute.......where did you find this note?
Juliana:It just flew pass by and I just picked it up.......
Shawn:Hmmm...Its sure strange.....you're first on my suspect list..
Everyone:What!!?
*Juliana walks with her head drooping down towards Chin Hou and then places her head on his shoulders*
Juliana:Hou Hou.........
*and thats when Chin Hou turned red....*

Chin Hou:....................................
JT:...Dun look at me....I really cannot help you........
Shawn:....Once again a dead end.......we hav no more further clues
JT:I'll take the letter for analysis.......

Twisted (Day 2)

Suspect 1-Juliana

Shawn and JT:....................
Juliana: *resting on Chin Hou's shoulders* .....Hou Hou.......
JT:....................... *sigh....we'll never be able to work like this...*
Shawn:......Err.....Well then, thank you for coming.....

Suspect 2-Ke Ai Group

*at the corridor*
JT:I never thought of them!...It might actually be them.......since they are so Pro-Ke Ai...
Shawn:Haha....I'm gonna blast them with so many questions, they'll won't be able to answer any of them.. *opens door* .....
Ke Ai Group: KE AI KE AI KE AI KE AI KE AI KE AI KE AI KE AI KE AI KE AI KE AI KE AI KE AI KE AI KE AI KE AI KE AI KE AI KE AI KE AI KE AI KE AI KE AI KE AI KE AI KE AI KE AI KE AI KE AI KE AI KE AI KE AI KE AI KE AI KE AI KE AI KE AI KE AI KE AI KE AI KE AI KE AI KE AI KE AI KE AI KE AI KE AI KE AI KE AI KE AI KE AI KE AI KE AI KE AI KE AI KE AI KE AI KE AI KE AI KE AI KE AI KE AI KE AI KE AI KE AI KE AI KE AI KE AI KE AI KE AI KE AI KE AI KE AI KE AI KE AI KE AI KE AI KE AI KE AI KE AI KE AI KE AI KE AI KE AI KE AI KE AI KE AI KE AI KE AI!!!!
Shawn: *slams door shut* ....I can't do this........

Later...in the lab

JT:Shawn!!....I found something!...The letter.....its actually Sam G's handwriting....
Shawn:Any fingerprints?
JT:Yes....2 actually....one is Sam G's....the other one isn't human...
Shawn:What!.....What is it then?
JT:Non-human fingerprint, fingerprint lo....
Shawn:..............Anyway, there's something suspicious...I've got a feeling that Sifu is using the F.U.N.T crew to get closer to....
JT:Chin Hou?......I've got that feeling too..... *points at Juliana and Chin Hou, who walks pass through.......Juliana's head is still resting on Chin Hou's shoulders*
Shawn:....But still......where is Sam G?
JT: I have got an idea!...if the kidnap is true then we'll lure him out!
Shawn:But how?
JT:....we'll need bait...























JT:Tadaa!...the new kai ma.......yeng, and the total opposite of all things cute...the kidnapper's sure to get her.....
Shawn:Yes!...now....wait!....I think I lost something!
JT:What? Where?..*looks around*
Shawn:Nevermind.....I found it!.....wait....Where's May!?....She's DISSAPEARED!!
JT:Don't fret!....lucky enough, I've equipped her with a tracking device.......we'll just have to see where she goes.......Go, go, go, go, go, go........

A few hours later...

The Finale(Day 3)
*aiya....Day 3 already...*

JT:Go......go................go........................go..................................*beep!*....She's stopped!!............
Shawn:What!...Where!?
JT:...........Bemantha's Lair....
Shawn:We'll have to inform all of Shidio! Let's go!!!

At Bemantha's Lair....

All the Shidioers arrive at the dark fortress of Bemantha's Lair....nobody goes there as the area is forbidden and evil.....the potraits of Bemantha hung all over the place send chills down their spine....and then they all see light shining behind a door.....Ethan then pushed it open....

Everyone: *gasps*...Its Sam Goh!

Sam Goh was strapped up in the worst room ever.....the cutesy-wutsy TORTURE ROOM......It was pink and filled with the cutest stuff ever, and there were enough evil-looking contraptions with feathers to tickle you for the rest of your life. There was also a poster of tha Ke Ai group equipped with their ke ai voices to brainwash you.......everyone rushed to release poor Sam Goh....he was now.......THIN.......these were one of the horrors of being tortured in the cutesy-wutsy TORTURE ROOM....They were almost there when suddenly........*ZAP!*..

Everyone gasps.........where Chrystal once stood was now replaced with this........

Samantha:.....Chrystal turned into a lip-shaped pillow!!!
???:Isn't that the cutest thing you've ever seen?

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Everyone:...BARNEY THE PEVERTED ASSHOLE!!!!!

And so there Barney stood with his deadly zapping gun that can turn you into the cutest of items..

Barney: Hi kids!....Isn't this fun?Some kind guy gave me this zapping gun and I have been zapping all day...

Everyone stared in horror......all the cute-sy wutsy stuff here were all victims....victims of the DEADLY cute zapping gun!!!

Shawn:Why are you doing this!?
Barney:Oh....I almost forgot...It is because of of your friends here were rude......and because of that, I am now known as Barney the Peverted Asshole...so I wanted to teach your friend a lesson...thats why I caught Sam Goh here, as bait....the real target was...*points deadly gun at Sifu*.......

Chin Hou:NOOOOOOO!!!!!

ZAPPPP!!!!!*blinding flash of light*

and there was silence.....everyone had their eyes close.....nobody dared to open their eyes....not wanting to know what happened.......but then, James took a peek and saw.....

James: Hey, people....its SAFE!....Barney turned into a plushie!!!......
Chin Hou:But how.......
JT:Simple......Barney tried to zap Sifu but fortunately the Ke Ai Group shielded her and got zapped.....but because they're already cute from head-to-toe and inside out, the zap couldn't have any effect on them .....and so it rebounded and hit hideous Barney.....turning him into a cute plushie....
Everyone:.......Ahhhhhhh......
Juliana:.....Hou Hou darling.....you tried to shield me just now is it?...

Oh dear.....someone's red again.......

Anyway.....Sam Goh and May were saved, Sam Goh is back in form.....Chrystal regained her original state and so did the other victims and the Ke-Ai Group were the heroes of the day!!....Booyah!!..

END

Isn't this the MOST CUTE-SY WUTSY post you've ever read?......

Is Shawn sniffing May's bag!?


(NOTE:All characters and storyline is fictional. For entertainment purposes only.I apologise if you were mm-songed by this content.....and I respect sifu.....)

Episode 2

The End of the Beginning (Day 1)

(ANNOUNCEMENT:I need a title for this series...any suggestions?)

Somewhere in front of TOA.....an innocent soul walks with haste. It was already late....and the streets are always dangerous....she then stops........

May: MY CAR EH !? *shocking disbelief*

She panicks....she knew it.....these were one of those days where nothing goes right....she will never trust the TOA parking lot ever again.In desperation, she looks around for her one and only car, Mr.Kancil, at the same time thinking about what she'll do to the @%!#*& who stole her car....then suddenly, something came from behind....

Ashlei: May! What doing you?
May:Ashlei! My car gone already!!
Ashlei:!.........its over there la... *points to car that kena saman*
May:phew.....i thought kena stole already
Ashlei: Ceh wah....won't wan la.....faster la, we late already.I need to get back home fast...
May:Or.....

















*imagine this picture with a night scene...*

Both girls got in the car and that was when it happened.......

At the crime scene....

Shawn:Whassup?
JT:Seems like kidnap, a victim saw a black figure driving Kai Ma and Ah Ma's car away......
Chin Hou:We checked the tyres marks......
JT:I can confirm that *loyal passenger of Kai Ma*
Shawn:Find anything else?
Chin Hou:......Not much........!....Cal, why are you still here!?
Cal:Some frickin' %$@#!^ stole my Comel!! Now I can't get home.....
JT:James! You're here too!
James:Ferfie!......gone......! *sobs*
Chin Hou:Calm down..... *hands James and Cal a cup of Milo....*
JT:Wow....three in one night.....I got a feeling that these 3 cases must all be related....
Shawn:....hmmm.....its not simple......and there are no obvious leads.......this is strange..... *faces James and Cal* can you guys think of anyone who would do this to you? Anybody who you think will do you harm?.....
James:...............Victor!!!!

Suddenly Kenneth pops out from nowhere..

Kenneth: Yes, must be him!
Shawn:Ok....Chin Hou, put Victor into our list of suspects.....I have to arrange a meeting session to inform John Chan* about May's sudden dissapearance....

*May's fictional boyfriend

The Confrontation (Day 2)

Suspect 1-John Chan

Chin Hou: John, we are really sorry about May's sudden dissapearance.....we've got people working round the clock to locate her.....and Ashlei
John Chan:.....................
Chin Hou:You OK?.....
John Chan:....................
Chin Hou:...........John?
John Chan:.....................
Chin Hou:*gets ready his fireball* OI! I TALKING TO YOU AH!!!!!
John Chan:....................
JT:I thinks he's traumatised.......Let's give him a moment..... *leaves the room with Chin Hou*
John Chan:....................

Suspect 2-Victor

Shawn:Victor, Victor, Victor.........We've heard a lot about you....
Victor:About what?
Shawn:.........You, my friend, have been stalking nearly every guy in TOA.....
Victor:.........I don't stalk! Who said that I have been stalking anyway?
Shawn:*cough,cough* I am sorry but we are not to reveal their identities *looks at James and Kenneth*.....its confidential
Victor: You don't have any evidence for that!!
Shawn: Oh sure we do.......we got a warrant to search your house and we found this poster stuck in your room!!!
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Everyone*: *gasps*
Kenneth:*phew*.........Lucky mine dun have....
James:..........*lost for words.....immediately left the building with jaws open*
Victor: Ah.....give it back!!!
Shawn:Not so fast......answer my question first....did you steal James' Ferfie......did you!?....and is that lipstick stain .....yours?
Victor:...........OK, OK....I did it!
Shawn:Then where are the girls?
Victor:What girls !?
Shawn: Don't play with me.....where are they!?
Victor:I dunno!*waves hands*

*this includes everyone from shidio fai fai wan...

All of a sudden Chin Hou stands up with a glint in his eye and points at John Chan...

Chin Hou: He did it!..... he's hiding May and Ashlei in TOA itself!!
Everyone:!
John Chan:................Its impossible! You couldn't have known.....you couldn't!! I planned the perfect plan!!! This cannot be happening......You're supposed to be putting Victor in jail! He's supposed to be framed for the whole thing and I will be able to get away with it! Do you have any idea on how hard endure Victor, gain his trust and persuade him to steal James' Terrano! And how hard it was to drug the Ke-ai group so that they would steal Cal's Comel!? (see the connection?....Ke-ai = Comel....now imagine the three girls on Cal's Comel....yeeha!).But you've got one thing wrong! I didn't hide the girls in TOA, instead I hid the girls in my SECRET LAB in Bemantha's Lair!!!!
Chin Hou:......Har?.......Really ar?.......I tembak onli wor.......
Everyone: *sweat*
John Chan:.......................................... *received too much shock*
Shawn:CALL BACKUP!! NOW!!

Security came and John Chan was put behind bars, he shares the same cell with Bemantha....May and Ashlei were found in John Chan's SECRET LAB and are now safe and sound......
Victor was released of all charges and immediately resumed stalking the juniors...
*James:NOOOOOOO!!!!*

And these were John Chan's last words....

John Chan:..........................................



END of episode 2....


(*NOTE:All characters and storyline is fictional.I apologise if I hurt anyone in anyway with this content.The content is meant for entertainment purposes only. p.s.James.....pls dun kill me....)

Sanctuary?-the first floor

Murder On The First Floor..... (DAY 1)


The stench of death lingers around the gloomy area of the master bedroom on the first floor.........there lies the lifeless body of Ben* on the wooden parquet floor.The members of the Black Halo were first to arrive at the gruesome scene.All 3 members surveyed the surrounding area looking for possible murder weapons, clues and interviewed all who were there.......

*might be him....might be not







At the crime of the scene:-

Shawn:Hey, how's Ben?
Chin Hou:Dead.....time of death..around 4pm....cause of death uncertain......no traces of blood whatsoever......That's strange, I have to get the body back to the lab for further analysis......its the most perfect murder i've ever seen.....
JT:Right, I've searched the place for possible murder weapons, here's what I got:-




















Murder weapon No.1





















Murder weapon No.2





















Murder weapon No.3





















Murder weapon No.4

Shawn:Hmmm.....alright we'll bring back those for analysis too...I've interviewed everyone from monkeyclass.......nuthin'......but i've got the list of possible suspects.....perhaps we'll get some more leads after the analysis.
Chin Hou:Wait!......something's not right.....there something missing.............
JT and Shawn:*thinks for awhile*........Choki-Choki!
Chin Hou:Yes! Ben is always seen together with his Choki-Choki....he never runs out of stock!
*silence*
JT:But seriously lo.....who would want to steal Ben's choki-choki?
Shawn:Thats why we're here to find out.....

DAY 2

Shawn:Ok, i've rounded up our lists of suspects.....we have 3 main suspects....any luck with the evidence,JT?
JT:Not really....we found traces of hair....belonged to a woman's.....
Shawn:What!?.....but all the main suspects are male!!
Chin Hou:....read em' out,...
Shawn:Kenneth, William and Samantha...
JT:Ah bother......just get on with it....

Suspect 1 -Kenneth

Shawn:Have you seen this guy? *hands over a picture of ben*
Kenneth:Yeah...we hanged out last night
Black Halo:!!!
Chin Hou:He died at around 4pm.......
Kenneth:Huh....cannot be....I saw him last night
Shawn:Do you have any relationship with Ben?
Kenneth:Huh?....no
Shawn:Aha!...then how do you explain this!

Kenneth:*silence*................................Cha tou

Suspect 2-William

Chin Hou: We've noticed that you and Ben are always mm-song.....
William:Proof?
Chin Hou: *takes out his handphone and unflicks it*
-recorded evidence
Ben: Sei, chibi!
William: Sei, kuli!
Ben: Meyeh.....oi ta gau ah?
William: Chui fu ar!

William: ......................

Suspect 3-Samantha

Shawn:You know why you're here?
Samantha:*excessive drooling*................
JT:All of our evidence is not supporting you....you're in a bad position....cause you're the prime suspect!
Samantha:Cannot be...I just came back from Thailand........
Chin Hou: Admit it! You did it!
Samantha:NO!!!.........
??? :SHE DIDN'T DO IT.......I DID!!!

*everyone turns around and sees a dark figure emerging from the corner of the room.......and gasps!.......*

William: ITS.....ITS.............(scroll down...slowly, ya...)

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BEMANTHA!!!

Bemantha:MUAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHahaha...!!!
Everyone:*starts jumping on Bemantha*

In the end Bemantha was apprehended and Ben got revived by FFpotions and everyone lived happily ever after....CASE CLOSED!

END

*all characters and stories are fictional....ben-ken pic and bemantha pic courtesy of Samantha and I apologise if I have hurt anyone's feeling with this content or to have use your name without permission.