Funny stuff...

This was e-mailed to me sometime ago by my sister...
Funny stuff...enjoy!


Di kelas...
Murid-murid: Selamat pagi, cikgu.
Cikgu:(Menengking) Mengapa selamat pagi sahaja?
Petang dan malam awak doakan saya tak selamat?
Murid-murid: Selamat pagi, petang dan malam cikgu!
Cikgu:Panjang sangat! Tak pernah dibuat oleh orang!
Kata selamat sejahtera! Senang dan penuh bermakna.
Lagipun ucapan ini meliputi semua masa dan keadaan.
Murid-murid: Selamat sejahtera cikgu!
Cikgu: Sama-sama, duduk! Dengar sini baik-baik. Hari
ini cikgu nak uji kamu semua tentang perkataan
berlawan. Bila cikgu sebutkan perkataannya, kamu semua
mesti menjawab dengan cepat, lawan bagi perkataan-perkataan
itu, faham?
Murid-murid: Faham, cikgu!
Cikgu: Saya tak mahu ada apa-apa gangguan.
Murid-murid: (senyap)
Cikgu: Pandai!
Murid-murid: Bodoh!
Cikgu: Tinggi!
Murid-murid: Rendah!
Cikgu: Jauh!
Murid-murid: Dekat!
Cikgu: Keadilan!
Murid-murid: UMNO!
Cikgu: Salah!
Murid-murid: Betul!
Cikgu: Bodoh!
Murid-murid: Pandai!
Cikgu: Bukan!
Murid-murid: Ya!
Cikgu: Oh Tuhan!
Murid-murid: Oh Hamba!
Cikgu: Dengar ini!
Murid-murid: Dengar itu!
Cikgu: Diam!
Murid-murid: Bising!
Cikgu: Itu bukan pertanyaan, bodoh!
Murid-murid: Ini ialah jawapan, pandai!
Cikgu: Mati aku!
Murid-murid: Hidup kami!
Cikgu: Rotan baru tau!
Murid-murid: Akar lama tak tau!
Cikgu: Malas aku ajar kamu!
Murid-murid: Rajin kami belajar cikgu!
Cikgu: Kamu gila!
Murid-murid: Kami siuman!
Cikgu: Cukup! Cukup!
Murid-murid: Kurang! Kurang!
Cikgu: Sudah! Sudah!
Murid-murid: Belum! Belum!
Cikgu: Mengapa kamu semua bodoh sangat?
Murid-murid: Sebab saya seorang pandai!
Cikgu: Oh! Melawan!
Murid-murid: Oh! Mengalah!
Cikgu: Kurang ajar!
Murid-murid: Cukup ajar!
Cikgu: Habis aku!
Murid-murid: Kekal kami!
Cikgu: O.K. Pelajaran sudah habis!
Murid-murid: K.O. Pelajaran belum bermula!
Cikgu: Sudah, bodoh!
Murid-murid: Belum, pandai!
Cikgu: Berdiri!
Murid-murid: Duduk!
Cikgu: Saya kata UMNO salah!
Murid-murid: Kami dengar KeADILan betul!
Cikgu: Bangang kamu ni!
Murid-murid: Cerdik kami tu!
Cikgu: Rosak!
Murid-murid: Baik!
Cikgu: Kamu semua ditahan tengah hari ini!
Murid-murid: Dilepaskan tengah malam itu!
Cikgu: (Senyap dan mengambil buku-bukunya keluar.)
Sebentar kemudian, loceng pun berdering.
Murid-murid berasa lega kerana guru yang paling
ditakuti oleh mereka telah keluar. Walau bagaimanapun,
mereka merasa bangga kerana telah dapat menjawab
kesemua soalan cikgu tadi, tetapi esok masih ada...



...haha

Arr..........

Pirates of the Caribbean: Dead Man's Chest!!!! I've seen it twice already...yesterday and today...but its still good, I love it! Clever and funny lines...and funny scenes, I give it a 4.5 outta 5, just can't wait for the next sequel...SPOILERS?:So far the third movie is known as PotC:At World's End, but that not the real title though.....and so far, the release date is 25th May 2007...END

I just saw the Spiderman 3 trailer...looks OKlo...but that's a good sign.Oh yeah...I survived college for a week without a tag...its with Jimbo...well, at least I know that its in safe hands.I feel bored...maybe I should give my Xbox a visit....haven't been seeing that thing for a long time...or maybe I should go sleep instead...

Model Monday

It was a normal Monday...we had our Life Drawing Lesson....and we had our first life-sketching session.We were supposed to sketch our hands...without looking at what we were drawing.It was disasterous....my fingers looked like pepper-corns....ben's looked like...like........anyway, when we were busy laughing at each others sketches....they came in.

MODELS...

LOTS OF THEM...

THEY WERE SWARMING ALL OVER THE CLASS...

THE WORST THING WAS, THEY LOOKED LIKE THIS...






















*sorry ben....I only had this picture*
...and they started posing....horrible poses...

Ben: ARGH!!! HELP ME!!

....and that's when, our heroine arrived...

















*swishes and stars appear all over*

...and Shenyin's model-like swish repelled all the other horrible models...

Horrible models:..................................................................

...and those were their last words before they melted away...then class resumed like normal...
then 2 models came in...naked men*sam:!*...in their underwear*sam:awwww...*...so they took turns posing...Ashlei had a really great time.....we had to mop up the puddle she left on the middle on the floor...but as we proceeded sketching Ashlei noticed a shadow peeping through the window

Ashlei:....HUH!?...There's someone at the window...she claims that it was this...






















But of course...I didn't believe it...because Chin Hou wouldn't do such a thing.....would he?

So it was up to the Pandaba Team to find out!
(Shawn busy with Julie.....and Chin Hou's a suspect...)

PANDABA TEAM consists of
-MAMA PANDA(Ashlei)
-KAI MA PANDA(May/Bridget)
-PANDA PANDA(JT)
-and AH KAM *Ben: AH KAM!!!*

















So the 3 pandas went to their very own Mystery Machine...Mr.Kancil, which they parked in front of the TOA main building...and drove all the way to...Ming Tien.They took a ladder and climbed up to the site which was a window outside Block F...and found no paw/claw/nailprints....but they did find the horrible models, who came back...

JT and Ashlei: AHHHHHH!!!They're are destroying the crime scene!!
Ah Kam:Woof!(translation:AH BEN!!)
May: Dun worry!....Ha!






















*poses*

And they started dissapearing...

Ashlei:We didn't find anything and they destroyed everything....how le?
*pigeons fly*
JT:!...I think I know who did it!
May and Ashlei:Me too!
Ah Kam:Woof!!(translation:woof!)

So the 3 pandas and their dog gathered all the other animals of shidio to reveal the naked truth.All kinds of animals gathered around the pandas, there was a polar bear,a swan,a cheetah, a horse, an ostrich and bla bla bla, all who were curious to know the very identity of the Peeping Tom...and it was time, to reveal...

PANDABA TEAM:It was....

...but they were distrupted by the horrible models...so all of the shidios gave their best shot...






















*the shidio pose*

...and this time they were gone for good...
...and so for the identity for the peeping tom...it will always be a mystery...
...unless u light it...haha

IT WAS THE PIGEONS...GOTCHA!!! did i dissapoint you?

MUAHAHAHAHAHA.....

My first completed artwork,painted in photoshop...with that stupid accursed mouse.It's something like a holiday project, took me 2 days to complete.It's just a simple picture of a girl in a kimono opening the wooden sliding door...What's waiting behind the door?...don't ask...I really don't know...

Here ya go...

These are the other pictures taken at the party that I didn't post up....

























































































































































tats all... :)

Steaming boats....and old friends

Steamboat Party
YEAH! The steamboat party was great!!! I was really filled up, haha....I would personally like to thank Ashlei for lending us her crib for the party and the organisers for organsing such a fun party!! and as usual ...I have pictures!!

So after class Shawn and I headed to Chin Hou's place, and you know what?....I finally secretly took a picture of his room!!! Yes! The room which he has been trying so hard to hide from us......Its finally OUT!!!

















.....Well.....I didn't say the picture was clear.........

But anyway, Chris later came to pick us up and we then headed over to Ashlei's place...I think we were the last ones to arrive....everyone else was already there...helping
So, we went to label our paper cups...

















...some people had a pretty hard time spelling their names...(hehe)

















...some spelled it with their eyes closed...

















...some took a real long time...and the result...

















Tadda!

















This is Ben's lame attempt to attract Ah Kam's(Ashlei's pet daschund) attention...






















Ashlei pouring in the tom yam broth...

Sam and Wee Wee (William)!

















Chin Hou and Jules(Juliana)!

















Evonne!

















Ashlei's mum takes action...

It was really filling...then we proceeded to play the most obscene and twisted game ever....Twister.
Its really simple...

















...first you need an innocent-looking torture mat...

















...and then the wheel-of torture...






















...a good commentator...

















...the people who torture...

















...and finally....the victims...






















spin away!!!!


















MUAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!

















MUAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!
...*cough, cough*.....oh yeah....and the girls had their own photoshoot...

















It started fine......






















...and then it became this...






















...and there was this...

















...and this...






















...a group photo...






















...and ARGH!!!! Chrystal!! Whatcha doin!!?

And when all this(photoshoot and twister) was happening...Sam Goh and William disappeared....
and ever wonder what they were doin....?

they were were spending quality time with the ps2....haha
...by the way....has anyone seen Ah Kam after that?........

*sound of hot boiling broth*


Highschool friends

A friend of mine came back from Australia for a holiday, so I decided to go out with him with another highschool friend.So we went to Times Square to have lunch and to catch a movie. Its really nice to see your old buddies, thats because I haven't really been keeping in touch with them.....I really need to buck up on my social life...*sighs*.So we started off at Borders and then headed off for lunch and watched Scary Movie 4, which totally sucked.....especially the ending...its a 1 outta 5 for me, such a let down.....

And now let me introduce you to Sheng Jie, my friend who came back from Australia....










This is Sheng Jie....one of my best buddies...

















...he's taking up Accountancy...and its really interesting...

















...Accountancy doesn't only teach you about accountancy...it teaches you how to 'eat' some money and how to cover up what you ate so that the accounts looks perfectly 'clean'...

...and this is Edward, another one of my friend who longs to be a billionaire and have Elektra as his personal bodyguard...






















...he's currently taking Hotel Management at Taylors'

















...his dress code is mostly formal....and he has loooooong fingernails...*it creeps me out*

















...well...it's sure fun to get a chance to irritate them again...